II. The Pizza Prophecy
Case Study No. 1: The Economics of Exploiting Friendship

The Great Recruitment Delusion
John (33) decided to move his 2-bedroom apartment using the "Pizza & Beer" labor model. He estimated a cost of $200. He forgot that friends are not employees. They do not have workers' comp. They do not have training. And they can quit at 2 PM.
The "Pivot" Incident: Maneuvering a sleeper sofa down a narrow pre-war staircase, John's friend Steve lost his grip. The sofa gouged a 4-foot trench into the drywall and snapped a banister spindle. Steve left early. John lost his security deposit ($450) and damaged a $1,200 sofa.




